I accidentally saw this story on the internet, and it’s too good not to share! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. They then decided to grab a bite at the food court. While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager next to him with wild … Read more
Wife: What is it, dear? Husband: I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, Julia, for the past year. Wife: Oh yes. I know all about it. Husband: You do? Wife: Yes dear, why do you think I poisoned you?
A resurfaced video from earlier this year captured a heartwarming moment in which former First Lady Melania Trump arrived in a stunning black dress for an event at Mar-a-Lago. Melania has always been applauded for her classy appearances during public engagements. The former first lady could be seen walking into the event as the press … Read more
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” says the patient. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide, and the man objects. “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. … Read more
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and yells, “Come on, Southern girl needs new clothes!” As the … Read more
Our parents worked hard and made sacrifices to raise us as best as they could. Even though they don’t have real superpowers like comic book heroes, their kindness, love, and care make them real-life heroes. Today, we’re sharing stories about the loving things our parents did to keep us safe and happy. The Story: My … Read more
However, if you’ve ever been in a restaurant and the hostess walked you and your party past a perfectly good booth to a set of hard-chairs, you’re probably left wondering why. Restaurants have their own reasons for not giving customers booth seats even if they’re available. Perhaps, it is just the luck of the draw, and … Read more
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.She replies, “A bush. The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he’s in the shower.He asks,“What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?”His father replies, “It is a … Read more
In the heart of a bustling park, three elderly friends—Rose, Sally, and Molly—found solace on a sun-drenched bench. Their laughter filled the air as they exchanged stories, reminiscing about the past and sharing the latest gossip. The world around them was vibrant, with children playing and couples strolling by, creating a perfect backdrop for their … Read more
A businessman got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F. He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.” She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly. He again answered, “S-H-I-T.” The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, … Read more
