A group of drunk, rich blonde sorority girls decide to play Russian Roulette. They each put in $50,000 on the condition that anyone who chickens out loses their bet, and the last one still playing keeps the entire pot. Kiersten goes first, puts the gun to her head, and pulls the trigger. BLAM!! She drops … Read more
“No way! No needles! I can’t stand them!” the patient exclaims. The dentist then reaches for the nitrous oxide, but the man immediately objects. “No chance! I’m not doing gas either. Just thinking about the mask makes me feel like I’m suffocating!” The dentist pauses, then asks, “How about taking a pill instead?” “No problem … Read more
Jacqueline Bisset is magnificent – in so many ways. In a career spanning 58 years and a portfolio that includes about 50 films, the 80-year-old actress shows no signs of slowing down.Jacqueline Bisset has been one of my role models since I was a very little girl, my parents just loved her. To me, she … Read more
These three old ladies, Rose, Sally, and Molly, were sitting on a park bench having a lovely conversation when a flasher approached them from across the park. The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, and opened his trench coat. Rose immediately had a stroke. Then Sally also had a … Read more
I’m 34, and my parents wouldn’t stop nagging me about being single. They tried setting me up with everyone they knew, desperate for grandchildren. Then they crossed the line: they told me I wouldn’t get a cent of their inheritance unless I got married by 35. I had only a few months left. One day, … Read more
Buckle up, dear readers, because today we’re diving into a story that’s nothing short of a tear-jerker. Imagine a sanctuary that’s supposed to be a haven of peace and solace turning into the epicenter of heart-wrenching tragedy. That’s precisely what happened at a Roman Catholic convent in Michigan, where thirteen devout nuns tragically lost their … Read more
Billionaire’s Trans Daughter Reportedly Considers Leaving the Country Following Political Shifts… Unbelievably and thought-provokingly, rumors have surfaced that one of Elon Musk’s daughters could be thinking about leaving the US. Under a politically sensitive environment, this possible action—probably inspired by the outcomes of the 2024 presidential election—has attracted public interest. Although Musk or his family … Read more
A husband said to his wife. “The guys at the club said that our mailman has slept with every woman on our street except one…” Wife replies “I bet it’s Paula.”
Tropical Storm Sara Expected to Form—National Hurricane Center Urges Floridians to Stay Vigilant… Soon, Tropical Storm Sara will hit the Caribbean. It will have “life-threatening” effects on parts of Central America before it might get to the Gulf of Mexico. The National Hurricane Center (NHC) is telling people along the eastern Gulf Coast, including Floridians, … Read more
Unfortunately, there are a lot of people who shouldn’t be permitted to own or be around animals. Hayden Howard discovered that her dog wasn’t feeling well a few years ago. While she was inside, her English Mastiff Jackson had been playing in the backyard. It appeared as though he was covered in bug bites when … Read more
