Paddy calls his wife from the hospital. Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.” His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?” Paddy says, “I cut off a finger.” Wife asks, “The whole finger?” Paddy replies, “No, the one next to it!”
When Lucy came home in tears after a week of babysitting, I felt an anger I hadn’t experienced in a long time. Our smug neighbor, Mrs. Carpenter, had refused to pay Lucy, brushing it off as a “life lesson.” Determined to make things right, I devised a plan to ensure Mrs. Carpenter learned a lesson … Read more
Parveen Kaswan, a forest ranger in the Indian Foreign Service, posted a video of Indian elephants performing a human-like funeral service for a baby elephant last Friday. Kawan’s video has gone viral as stunned social media users flocked to express their amazement and sympathy for the elephants. The footage, posted on Twitter, shows an … Read more
A parrot swallows a viagra tablet accidentally. His owner, shocked, puts him in the freezer to cool off. Later, when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating. “How come you’re sweating?” the owner asks. The parrot replies, “Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?”
No matter how dull things might seem, what we should never forget is that there is always light at the end of the tunnel, and that light finally came to a man with a heart of gold who was willing to sacrifice his children’s lunch for the day in order to help a complete stranger. … Read more
Jelly Roll, the 39-year-old singer and rapper known for hits like “Somebody Save Me,” is making waves, not only with his music but also with his impressive health transformation. His journey to a healthier lifestyle has captivated fans, showing that dedication to well-being can go hand-in-hand with an active tour schedule. Recently, fans were thrilled … Read more
A woman who slept with over 300 people in a year has answered the question everyone’s always asking. Annie Knight has been dubbed ‘Australia‘s most s**ually active woman’ and she frequently makes the headlines with her promiscuous encounters. In 2023, she had a very specific goal – to sleep with 300 people in a single year, … Read more
Sleeping on your left side offers surprising health benefits, including improved brain function and better digestion. Research shows that “sleeping on the left side allows for better drainage of waste from the brain,” which helps the glymphatic system remove toxins more efficiently. This process could potentially lower the risk of neurological conditions like Alzheimer’s. … Read more
I always took pride in my youthful spirit, viewing age as just a number. On a sweltering summer day at my son’s mansion, my resilience was tested. My son’s estate, a symbol of his hard work, was grand yet shadowed by my daughter-in-law, Karen. She changed after marrying my son, becoming arrogant, believing she ruled … Read more
The receptionist asks, ‘Are you two sisters? ‘ They chuckle and reply, ‘No, we aren’t even Catholic.’”
