One nun says, “God, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing!”
The second nun says, “Mine does!”

Loved this ? Here are few more jokes like this :

1. The Confessional Mix-Up

Father Dominic was hearing confessions when one penitent, in a moment of nervous hilarity, blurted out, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned—I accidentally texted my ex while in the confessional!”
Father Dominic, trying to keep a straight face, replied, “My child, in the House of God even your autocorrect must repent.”
The penitent’s shock turned to laughter as he realized his confession might just go viral on the parish’s secret social media page.
Moral of the story? Even in sacred spaces, technology can lead to divine comedy!

2. The Holy Selfie

Sister Bernadette decided to capture the perfect selfie during a church retreat. Clad in her habit and with a radiant smile, she positioned herself in front of a stained glass window. As she snapped the photo, her phone fell into the baptismal font, soaking her outfit and the picture.
Her fellow nuns burst into giggles, and one quipped, “Guess you just baptized your selfie!”
Sister Bernadette, though initially mortified, later joined in the laughter—declaring that the water had given her selfie a ‘divine filter.’
Even saints need a little help with their angles sometimes!

3. The Choir Rehearsal Rumble

During choir rehearsal at St. Michael’s, Brother Anthony accidentally tripped over his robe and tumbled into the row of pews. The crash was so spectacular that even the organist missed a beat.
Instead of scolding him, the choir director clapped and said, “That, my dear brothers, is one way to hit the high note!”
The entire choir roared with laughter, and Brother Anthony’s impromptu fall became the highlight of the service—earning him a new nickname: “The Fallen Angel.”
When life gives you clumsy moments, sometimes you just have to sing along!