Blonde And Vending Machine

A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine.

She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out.

She put in another dollar, pushed a different button and an iced tea came out.

The blonde kept doing this, until the man behind her became impatient.

“Excuse me, can I just get a drink, THEN you can continue whatever you’re doing???”

“No way!” exclaimed the blonde. “I’m not giving up this machine when I’m winning!”

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