My wife came in the bathroom as I was getting dressed after my morning shower. I putmy underwear on and pulled them up. Then I put my pants on and pulled them up
and told her I had to park the old guy in the right spot.
Now my wife and I have been married for just a bit over 40 years but had dated for 5
years prior to that so this is nothing new for us. I carry on like this a lot and she never
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.”…
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Phil Donahue, the legendary US talk show host, has passed away at the age of 88.His family confirmed the news, stating that Donahue died peacefully at home…
A guy at my old job gave me a lottery ticket. I scratch it. It’s a 10k winner. Later, he stopped by and asked if I scratched…
Kaylee’s daughter, Amanda, had been missing for two weeks. Despite extensive efforts by both Kaylee and the police, there was no trace of Amanda. One day, after…
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the…
