A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled,
“I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round magazine plus one in the chamber and I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife.”
A voice from the back of the room called out,
“You need more ammo!!!”
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.” Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.”…
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Phil Donahue, the legendary US talk show host, has passed away at the age of 88.His family confirmed the news, stating that Donahue died peacefully at home…
A guy at my old job gave me a lottery ticket. I scratch it. It’s a 10k winner. Later, he stopped by and asked if I scratched…
Kaylee’s daughter, Amanda, had been missing for two weeks. Despite extensive efforts by both Kaylee and the police, there was no trace of Amanda. One day, after…
A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Keep Calm And Oh Feck It Enjoy Some Craic Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the…
