Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having lovemaking with them.<\/p>\n
One nun says, \u201cGod, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing!\u201d
\nThe second nun says, \u201cMine does!\u201d<\/p>\n
Loved this ? Here are few more jokes like this :<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Father Dominic was hearing confessions when one penitent, in a moment of nervous hilarity, blurted out, \u201cForgive me, Father, for I have sinned\u2014I accidentally texted my ex while in the confessional!\u201d Sister Bernadette decided to capture the perfect selfie during a church retreat. Clad in her habit and with a radiant smile, she positioned herself in front of a stained glass window. As she snapped the photo, her phone fell into the baptismal font, soaking her outfit and the picture. During choir rehearsal at St. Michael\u2019s, Brother Anthony accidentally tripped over his robe and tumbled into the row of pews. The crash was so spectacular that even the organist missed a beat. Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having lovemaking with them. One nun… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10436,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\n1. The Confessional Mix-Up<\/h3>\n
Father Dominic, trying to keep a straight face, replied, \u201cMy child, in the House of God even your autocorrect must repent.\u201d
The penitent\u2019s shock turned to laughter as he realized his confession might just go viral on the parish\u2019s secret social media page.
Moral of the story? Even in sacred spaces, technology can lead to divine comedy!<\/p>\n2. The Holy Selfie<\/h3>\n
Her fellow nuns burst into giggles, and one quipped, \u201cGuess you just baptized your selfie!\u201d
Sister Bernadette, though initially mortified, later joined in the laughter\u2014declaring that the water had given her selfie a \u2018divine filter.\u2019
Even saints need a little help with their angles sometimes!<\/p>\n3. The Choir Rehearsal Rumble<\/h3>\n
Instead of scolding him, the choir director clapped and said, \u201cThat, my dear brothers, is one way to hit the high note!\u201d
The entire choir roared with laughter, and Brother Anthony\u2019s impromptu fall became the highlight of the service\u2014earning him a new nickname: \u201cThe Fallen Angel.\u201d
When life gives you clumsy moments, sometimes you just have to sing along!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"