It was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.
\nShe replied, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher said, \u201cHoney I don\u2019t think that\u2019s your name. You need to go to the principal\u2019s office and get this straightened out.\u201d<\/p>\n
So she went to the principal\u2019s office and he asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d<\/p>\n
And the little girl said, \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n
The principal called the girl\u2019s mother to get this straightened out once and for all.<\/p>\n
After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, \u201cHoney, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.\u201d<\/p>\n
Grinning from ear to ear, the girl then exclaimed, \u201cGlad Ass, Happy Butt, what\u2019s the difference?!\u201d<\/p>\n
One day in a language school in Australia.
\nTeacher: \u201cAll right, now I`d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who`d like to try?\u201d<\/p>\n
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.<\/p>\n
Kukoya: \u201cEarly this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.\u201d<\/p>\n
eacher: \u201cNot bad. Okay, who`s next?\u201d<\/p>\n
Another student raised his hand. It was Weng from Singapore.<\/p>\n
Weng: \u201cI try! I try. Can aaah?<\/p>\n
Teacher \u201cNo, no, not you\u201d<\/p>\n
Weng: \u201cAaaiiyaaa\u2026 let me try lah\u2026 I can do lah\u2026 you think I`m stupid meeeh..?\u201d<\/p>\n
Teacher: \u201cOkay.. go ahead\u201d<\/p>\n
Weng: \u201cThis morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN\u2026GREEEEEN\u2026 I PINK it up and I said YELLOOOOW?\u201d<\/p>\n
My daughter hates school.
\nOne weekend, she cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday.<\/p>\n
Sunday morning on the way home from brunch, the crying and whining built to a crescendo.<\/p>\n
At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, \u201cHoney, it\u2019s a law. If you don\u2019t go to school, they\u2019ll put daddy in jail.\u201d<\/p>\n
She looked at me, thought for a moment, then asked, \u201cHow long would you have to stay?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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