Little Johnny was told by his friends that all adults have a deep dark secret and can easily be manipulated.<\/p>\n
Johnny decides to test it. He comes home, goes up to his mother and says, \u201cMom, I know everything.\u201d Mom shushes him and gives him $10.<\/p>\n
\u201cJust don\u2019t tell Dad,\u201d she says. \u201cHey, it\u2019s working!\u201d thinks Little Johnny.<\/p>\n
An hour later, Dad comes home from work. Johnny goes up to him and says, \u201cDad, I know everything.\u201d Dad gives Johnny $100. \u201cDon\u2019t tell Mom\u201d, he says.<\/p>\n
Just then, the mailman knocks on the door. Johnny opens it and says, \u201cI know everything, Mister.\u201d<\/p>\n
The mailman drops all his mail, his eyes tear up and he says:<\/p>\n
\u201cWell then Johnny, come give Daddy a hug.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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