This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.<\/p>\n
His wife said, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cI\u2019m going to the doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n
And she said,\u201cWhy? Are you sick?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m going to get me some of those new Via4ra pills.\u201d<\/p>\n
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cI\u2019m going to the doctor too.\u201d<\/p>\n
He said, \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
She said, \u201cIf you\u2019re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I\u2019m going to get a tetanus shot.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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