JOKE OF THE DAY: An old man calls his son and says, \u201cListen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.\u201d \u201cDad, what are you talking about?\u201d the son shouts. \u201cWe can\u2019t stand each other anymore,\u201d the old man replies. \u201cI\u2019m tired of seeing her face, and I\u2019m done talking about this. Call your sister and let her know,\u201d and he hangs up. The son, now worried, calls his sister. \u201cWhat? They\u2019re getting divorced?!\u201d she exclaims. She immediately calls their father. \u201cYou are NOT getting divorced! My brother and I are flying home tomorrow to talk this through. Until then, don\u2019t call a lawyer or sign anything. DO YOU HEAR ME?\u201d She hangs up. The old man turns to his wife and says\u2026<\/p>\n
JOKE OF THE DAY: An old man calls his son and says, \u201cListen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough.\u201d \u201cDad,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3623,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\n