A man is scrambling eggs when his wife walks into the kitchen.<\/p>\n
\u201cCareful,\u201d she cries. \u201cCareful! You\u2019re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They\u2019re going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don\u2019t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! The salt!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man turns and asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s wrong with you?\u201d<\/p>\n
His wife calmly replies, \u201cI wanted to show you what it feels like when I\u2019m driving and you\u2019re in the passenger seat.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A man is scrambling eggs when his wife walks into the kitchen. \u201cCareful,\u201d she cries. \u201cCareful! You\u2019re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now!… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3985,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\n