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The bond between father and daughter is something very special. It\u2019s not for nothing that boys fear meeting their girlfriend\u2019s father for the first time. They often do so with good reason \u2013 something this hilarious story goes to show!<\/strong><\/p>\n

I laughed out loud when I read the last line, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!<\/strong><\/p>\n

The dad tells what happened:<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2018Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,\u2019 my daughter exclaimed as she stormed into the living room. \u2018Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.<\/p>\n

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After that, sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Disown me, never talk to me again, and don\u2019t forget to write me out of your will\u2014leave my share to my brother.\u2019<\/p>\n

She didn\u2019t quite say it like that, though. She actually said\u2026 \u2018Dad, this is my new boyfriend.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

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BONUS STORY<\/h2>\n

One night after a fun and enjoyable date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:<\/p>\n

\u201cHoney, would you give me a blow job?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Horrified, she replies, \u201cAre you crazy? My parents will see us!\u201d<\/p>\n

Risky business<\/h3>\n

\u201cOh come on! It\u2019s the middle of the night! Who\u2019s gonna see us at this hour?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut can you imagine if we get caught?!?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh come on! There\u2019s nobody around, they\u2019re all sleeping!\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cNo way. It\u2019s just too risky!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh please, please, I love you so much?!?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNo, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can\u2019t!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt would mean the world to me. Please?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cNo, no. I just can\u2019t!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m begging you\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Suddenly, the hallway light goes on, and the girl\u2019s sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. She says in a sleepy voice:<\/p>\n

\u201cDad says that you should go ahead and give him a blow job, or mom can do it. Or if need be, dad says he can come down himself and do it. But for God\u2019s sake, tell him to take his hand off the intercom!\u201d<\/p>\n

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SHARE<\/strong>\u00a0if you laughed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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