{"id":4351,"date":"2024-12-22T18:58:00","date_gmt":"2024-12-22T18:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=4351"},"modified":"2024-12-22T18:58:00","modified_gmt":"2024-12-22T18:58:00","slug":"joke-of-the-day-an-elderly-gentleman-goes-for-a-check-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=4351","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY \u2013 An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs x126k92a\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">JOKE OF THE DAY: An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, \u201cYou appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">\u201cIn fact, I do,\u201d said the old man. \u201cAfter I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">After examining the old man\u2019s elderly wife, the doctor said, \u201cEverything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r x1vvkbs xtlvy1s x126k92a\">\n<div dir=\"auto\">The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: \u201cYour husband had an..<span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t20\/1\/16\/2b07.png\" alt=\"\u2b07\ufe0f\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span>\u00a0(Continues in comment)<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">After examining an elderly woman, the doctor asked, \u201cEverything looks fine. Do you have any medical concerns you\u2019d like to discuss?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>The woman shook her head and said she had no concerns. The doctor then added, \u201cYour husband mentioned something unusual. He said after being intimate with you the first time, he\u2019s hot and sweaty, but after the second time, he\u2019s cold and shivering. Any idea why that might be?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman chuckled and replied, \u201cOh, that silly old man! That\u2019s because the first time is in August, and the second is in January!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JOKE OF THE DAY: An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. 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