{"id":5612,"date":"2025-01-10T01:00:07","date_gmt":"2025-01-10T01:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612"},"modified":"2025-01-10T01:00:07","modified_gmt":"2025-01-10T01:00:07","slug":"this-blonde-decides-one-day-that-she-is-sick-and-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612","title":{"rendered":"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><em><strong><span class=\"s1\">This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-32\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11168\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11168\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div class=\"elementor elementor-11161\" data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"11161\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cb894ef e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent e-lazyloaded\" data-id=\"cb894ef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7f0b939 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"7f0b939\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1699888\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"p3\"><span class=\"s2\">She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said\u2026 FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5613,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired - AmericanNews<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired - AmericanNews\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"&nbsp; This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she...\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"AmericanNews\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2025-01-10T01:00:07+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"860\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1077\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"admin\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"admin\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7891c536e612eec49de749733484b5fe\"},\"headline\":\"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired\",\"datePublished\":\"2025-01-10T01:00:07+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612\"},\"wordCount\":217,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/01\\\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"News\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612\",\"name\":\"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired - AmericanNews\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/01\\\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2025-01-10T01:00:07+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7891c536e612eec49de749733484b5fe\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/01\\\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/01\\\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg\",\"width\":860,\"height\":1077},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?p=5612#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/\",\"name\":\"AmericanNews\",\"description\":\"\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7891c536e612eec49de749733484b5fe\",\"name\":\"admin\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/8519b27b90cb89d4b6d29a066e9ebd0f073f45f302cb4093e9e833eb6ed6934b?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/8519b27b90cb89d4b6d29a066e9ebd0f073f45f302cb4093e9e833eb6ed6934b?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/8519b27b90cb89d4b6d29a066e9ebd0f073f45f302cb4093e9e833eb6ed6934b?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"admin\"},\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/shareinfo24.com\\\/?author=2\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired - AmericanNews","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired - AmericanNews","og_description":"&nbsp; This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she...","og_url":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612","og_site_name":"AmericanNews","article_published_time":"2025-01-10T01:00:07+00:00","og_image":[{"width":860,"height":1077,"url":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"admin","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"admin","Est. reading time":"2 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612"},"author":{"name":"admin","@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/#\/schema\/person\/7891c536e612eec49de749733484b5fe"},"headline":"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired","datePublished":"2025-01-10T01:00:07+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612"},"wordCount":217,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg","articleSection":["News"],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612","url":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612","name":"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired - AmericanNews","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg","datePublished":"2025-01-10T01:00:07+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/#\/schema\/person\/7891c536e612eec49de749733484b5fe"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/472984751_122113713500649435_6077633106836279340_n.jpg","width":860,"height":1077},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=5612#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/","name":"AmericanNews","description":"","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/#\/schema\/person\/7891c536e612eec49de749733484b5fe","name":"admin","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/8519b27b90cb89d4b6d29a066e9ebd0f073f45f302cb4093e9e833eb6ed6934b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/8519b27b90cb89d4b6d29a066e9ebd0f073f45f302cb4093e9e833eb6ed6934b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/8519b27b90cb89d4b6d29a066e9ebd0f073f45f302cb4093e9e833eb6ed6934b?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"admin"},"url":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?author=2"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5612"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5614,"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5612\/revisions\/5614"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}