{"id":575,"date":"2024-10-07T23:34:26","date_gmt":"2024-10-07T23:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=575"},"modified":"2024-10-07T23:34:26","modified_gmt":"2024-10-07T23:34:26","slug":"did-santa-get-you-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/?p=575","title":{"rendered":"Did Santa get you that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-576\" src=\"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8919-300x275.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8919-300x275.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8919-1024x939.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8919-768x704.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/shareinfo24.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/IMG_8919.jpeg 1345w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her $5.<\/p>\n<p>The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d The cop chuckles and that?\u201d The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl, \u201cNext year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5412\" src=\"https:\/\/usastorytime.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cophorse-300x229.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/usastorytime.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cophorse-300x229.jpg 300w, https:\/\/usastorytime.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/cophorse.jpg 706w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"229\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"fifu_image_url":"","fifu_image_alt":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Did Santa get you that? 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