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So here\u2019s how the last Sunday dinner went down. I brought my fianc\u00e9e, Mallory, over to meet my parents officially. She\u2019s tall, broad-shouldered, platinum blonde, and yeah\u2014she\u2019s not a size two. But Mallory\u2019s the warmest, sharpest, most loyal person I\u2019ve ever met. She lights up every room she walks into, even if she doesn\u2019t fit into whatever narrow box people expect.<\/p>\n

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My mom barely smiled when she hugged her. My dad wouldn\u2019t even look her in the eye. The whole meal felt like sitting on top of a powder keg. Then, as soon as Mallory stepped out to take a call, my mom leaned in like she couldn\u2019t wait. She said, dead serious, \u201cHoney\u2026 you sure you want to marry someone that big? You\u2019re a small guy. It\u2019s not a good match.\u201d My dad chimed in, talking about \u201chealth\u201d and how I\u2019d \u201cresent it later.\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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